Joke No 1: Shetano ka Schoolattendnce:
Ajooj MajoojYs sir!
ZakootaYs sir!
DrakolaYs sir!
IbleesYs sir!
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Zardari !
Sir woh pakistan lootne gaya hai...
Joke no 2:New Qoomi Tarana
Zardari ki Zameen Shad Baad,Bijli Aye 8 Ghantay BaadTu Nishan-e- Corruption Aalishan,Arz-E-Zardaristan.Shad Baad Sindh Rahay Abaad, Zardari Ki Zamèén Ka Nizaam,Aatay, GAS, Bijli Ka Bohraan,Qaum Mulk Sab Gharak,NAWAZ, Wakeel Pa-in-da-Baad, Mushraf Pakistan say farar,Parchamay Sitara-o-Hilal, Khoon Main Ranga Sara Saal,Bhool Apna Maazi Shan-e-HaalJAAN-e-Istaqlal,
SAYA-e-America Sar Pe Sawaar, Joke no 3:-UZardari:Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak hasil kya?....Shumaila Rana:Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga ho joke no 4:Total assets of Obama... $1,300,000 and have no property in any other country.
Total assets of Zardari...$2,000,000,000 and have 9 properties in America, 9 in England, 2 in Belgium and 1 in France. Joke no 5
Agr1 Ship Me
Zardari
Gillani
Nawaz ShareefRahman malik&Shere Rehman Hon Or ShipDoob JaeTo Btaen KonBache Ga?
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"PAKISTAN"
Joke no 6:- What Is Business.
BAAP: Me tmhari shadi apni mrzi se kronga.
BETA: No!
BAAP: Larki zardari ki beti hy
BETA: Phr Thek hy
Baap zardari k pas gaya..
BAAP: Mein tmhari beti ko bahu bnana chahta hun.
Zardari : no!
BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hai.
Zardari: Phr Thek hai !
Baap world bank k president k pas jata hai.
BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bna do
Presidnt: No!
BAAP: Wo zardari ka damad hai.
Presidnt: Phr Thek hai;) Joke no 7:Qayamat k Din jab Farishty Sab Se kahain ge apne apne Gunah Paper Par likho,toSab Gunah likh Rahy hun ge,
kAchanak aik Awaz aye gi.!
"EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY". Joke no 8:Zardari DOZAKH main gya.Dozakh main Zardari ka bohat bura haal hova.Kyu?..Apni saza k elava baki sb dozakhyeo ki saza ka 10% b Zardari ko mela
Joke no 9:BV pr tashadud krna kha ke Aqalmandi hai.Aqalmandi to BV ko qatal kr K haqumat krne me haiJoke no 10: -Wo kon se 3een janwar hai jinK dant bahar rehte hai?..1-Haathi(Elephant)2-Sumandari seal(Sea Lion)..ur3sraZoordari Joke no 11:Zardari ek dukan se "ullu" kharedne gya.3 din18 ghante32 minutsur15 secondki behas k badbilakhirULLU zardari k sath jane prrazamand ho gya Joke no 12:"Jab tum umeed se ziyada Mal-o-Dolat jama karlo..,
To mulk chordo ye tumhare haq may behtar hai.."
( Hazrat ASIF ALI ZARDARI )
Joke no 13: -Red light area main aag lg gaeNext day in news.Zardari ne ellan kya hyMarne wali larkeyon ko 5000 ka chequeZakhmi hone wali larkeyon ko 10,000 ka chequeurSahi Salamat bach jane wali larkya raat 12 bje k bad president house se aa kr 50,000 CASH le jae
Joke no 14:Reporter:Sir log kehte hy mehngai hy..?.Gellani:Kon kehta hy mehngai hy3 rupp main 500 sms hy5 ruppe main happy hour hyUnlimited frnds n family hySab keh do ki saholat hyes se sasti sirf khamoshiYhi hy Dhun sb kiZardari tum hi to hoZardari smart call Joke no 15: -Kisi Drakht pe Ek Ullu Baita Karta tha,Ek din wo Drakht Kaat Diya Gaya,
Drakht Bohut Khush Huwa k Shukar he Ab Hum Par Koi Ullu Nai Baithy GaLekin Drakht ki khushi us wakt khaak me mil gayi jb....Us ko Kaat k zardari k Room ki CHAIR Bana Di Gayi,Tareekh Gawah Ha,
Aj Bhi Us Par Ullo hi Baitha Hy.
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