BEST URDU JOKE

Best and selected collection of funny SMS/Jokes /Urdu jokes.

Joke No 1: Aaj kal larkiyon ka dress yahan se less wahan se less kabhi sleevless tu kabhi back less aur koi larka ghoore tu kutta kamina character less. Joke no 2:Admi Malik Makan se: Aap ke ghar mein jagah jagah choohey nachte hain. Malik Makan: toh 3000/= mein kya "Katrina" aa ke nache gi.. Joke no 3:-Urdu TEACHER: Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai? Main Naach raha hon Tum Naach rhe ho Wo Naach rhi he Ham sab Naach rhe hen STDNT: sir, ye BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy. joke no 4:Sher likha jata hy, Parha jata hy, Suna jata hy, Kaha jata hy Lekin jab sher samne ata hy to pajama uper se dheela, Neeche se geela or peechay se peela ho jata hy. Joke no 5 ''\ ("._.") <")("> (")(") Main ap she nalaj hon. Meleko ap yaad ni kalte. Ol phone bi nahi kalte. Ol ash-msh bi nahi klte. Meli apsy kitti, kitti kitti, Joke no 6:- Perfume wala : "Sahab perfume le lo, perfume le lo" Memon: 25 paise wala dikhao... Perfume wala: meri BAGHAL me ungli daal ke soongh le. Joke no 7:Qayamat k Din jab Farishty Sab Se kahain ge apne apne Gunah Paper Par likho, to Sab Gunah likh Rahy hun ge, k Achanak aik Awaz aye gi.! "EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY". Joke no 8:1 charsi dusre se: Tujay pata hay bhaarat aur hindustan may jang ho rahi hay. 2nd charsi: shukar hay india beech may nahi ayea warna bohat tabahi hoti. Joke no 9:Agr "DIL"ka nam "Anda"(Egg) hota to films k nam aisy hoty, >Hm Anda De Chuky sanam. >Ye Anda apka hua... >Hm apke Andy me rehty hain.. >Andy waly dulhaniya le jaenge.. >Anda jaly.. >Anda b tera hm b tere.. >Anda tere nam.. >Hmara Anda apke pas he... >Anda diya drd liya... >Andy ka kya qasoor.. Joke no 10: -Choose Any Number 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 Then I'll Tell You Nothing :-) Tm Logo Ko To CHASKA Hi Par Gya Hy. Main Kya Najumi Hon. Joke no 11:1 Memon ne tota pala or usy musalsal aik mah tak mirchen khilane k baad pucha: miyan mitthu roti khaoge? Tota: Q kaminy mirchen khatam hogayen kya.:) Joke no 12:Zindagi main Hamesha 1 Baat YAAD Rakho.. Kabhi ksi k DiL se mat khelo Q k DiL 1 hee hota hai. Agar khelna hee hai to "KIDNEY" se khelo wo 2 hoti hain;-) Joke no 13: -Karachi girl to boy "khwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah, Boy: Qaid k mazaar pe chali aa be dharrak, Millat ka paasban hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..! Joke no 14:11 saal jail mai rehne wala "President" . 6 saal jail mai rehne wala "Prime Minister" . Qayamat tk London mai rehne wala "Awam k Altaf Bhai" . 10 saal jala watan rehne wala "Punjab ka Wazer Alla" . 2 saal nazar bnd rehne wala "Cheif Justice" . . . 2 ya 4 saal tum bhe reh aao LIFE ban jae gi Joke no 15: -1 Pagal Letter Likh raha tha, Dr. Ne Pocha kis ko Likh rhe ho? Pagal: Khud ko, Dr. Kia Likha hai? Pagal: Mujhy kya Pata abhi Mujhe mila Thori hai.

FRAZ JOKES

Best and selected collection of funny SMS/Jokes/Faraz jokes.

Joke No 1: Kal Rat Me ne Apne Dil Se Bhi Taluk Torr Diya" ,,,,FARAZ,,,, Kambakht tujhe Bhool Jane Ki Bat Karta Tha... Joke no 2:Raat 2 bajy kisi ne bajai ghr ki bell, Wah wah... Raat 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghr ki bell, Faraz ne gate khola, Chokidar bola ...ALL IS WELL... Joke no 3:-Mujh se Log miltay hain Meray akhlak ki waja se... Faraz Warna mery kon sy PAKORY or Samosay Mashoor hain...!! joke no 4:Ma uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya, "FARAZ" Wo nawab zadi boli pyar mohabat se b upar,Peak Freans Sooper Peak freans sooper..!! Joke no 5:Teri NAFRAT men wo DAM nhi, jo meri CHAHAT ko mita de faraz..... Meri chahat ka samundar Teri soch se bhi gehra hy. Joke no 6:- Sms karna is tarah band kar diya logo nay FARAZ, jaisay in ka naam (N.R.O) main nikal aaya hay. Joke no 7:2009 me sub se zyada "matti paleed" kis ki hui? Nominees: 1.Bush 2.Zardari 3.Shoaib Akhtar. 4.Parvez Musharaf. & The Winner Is ( '-') </ /> FARAZ Joke no 8:Meri ye adat nahi k kisi ko hal-e- dil sunaun"*Faraz*" Par takleef b bohat milti hai raaz-e-dil chupane se. Joke no 9:Mera to ye sun kar heart fail hogya . FARAZ . . Jab kam wali masi ny kaha sahab facebook pe mujhe bhi add krlo.. ;p Joke no 10: -Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo faraz Wafa buht Dil Dukhati Ha Wafa Ka Naam Lete he Hina Sobia Sonia Sumera Yusra Maria Bushra Bisma Beenish Eman Tehreem Huma Humera Urooj Seema Sadaf Sehrish Nida Madiha Sarah Nasreen Parveen Shugafta Shubana Seema Shama in Sub Ki Yad Ajati Hai. .. Joke no 11:Faqat is lye hm ne mehfilo mei jana chor dya Faraz Koe ye na puch le k apka Result kb aa rha hy Joke no 12:Zara Sambhal K Etni mushkil se bank ne credit card dya tha Faraz, . Etni aasani se Shumaila Rana us card pr shoping kr gae Joke no 13: -Pyar kya to darna kya Faraz, Wo ye keh k apne dusre boyfriend k sath chali gai Joke no 14:Kon Kehta Hai k Nafrato'n Main Dard Hai FARAZ Kuch Mohabbatain Bhi Bari Aziyat-nak Hoti Hain Joke no 15: -Main tu fana ho gaya uski aankhen dekh ker Faraz,,, Na jane wo shaks aaina kaise dekhta ho ga..

FUNNY PHATAN ( JOKES COLLECTION )

Best and selected collection of funny SMS/Jokes/pathan jokes... Joke No 1: Pathan: shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra Pathan's dad:kia hua? Pathan: isne mri chaaye me Tawez milaya hy Bv rotay hue: wo "Tawez" nai . . . . . "Tea Bag" hy. Joke no 2:Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell Baja kar bhaag jata tha Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai? Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.. Joke no 3:-Pathan to shopkeeper: Easy Load hai? Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab. Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo.. joke no 4:2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye. First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli, Warna. Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-) Joke no 5:Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha? Tota bola PATHAN. Joke no 6:- 1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin. 2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai, wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe. Joke no 7:Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha? Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par Kaat krar bhag gaya Joke no 8:Suna tha pathano ko niswar na milay to wo pagal ho jatay hain faraz, Afridi ne to ball chaba kar sach hi kr dikhaya..!! :-):-) Joke no 9:Pathan on phone: Maa khush khabri hai Maa: Bol beta Pathan: Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye Maa: Mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti Pathan: Meri biwi ne dosri shadi karli.. Joke no 10: -Punjabi goes to chakla in PESHAWAR Punjabi:koi maal dikhao Pathan:ye 3 larka hy Punjabi: koi larki nahi ha? Pathan: Gun nikal k O beghairat tum zina karege:-) .. Joke no 11:Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha: "R U Sick suffering from fever?" pathan repliez "No, I'm Muslman Suffering from peshawar, Joke no 12:Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the . Sardar: Tume kya nazar aa rha hy? . Phatan: Stars . Sardar: Es ka kya mtlb hova . Phatan: Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi . Sardar: U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai Joke no 13: -Ksi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kya K "Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej" Pathan Ne 500 Ka Beja Or Likha Hm Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar B :-> Joke no 14:1 Aadmi ne 1 Udas Pathan se Pocha: Khan Sahab tum Q Udas ho? Pathan: Aaj Hum ko N.W.F.P ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya Admi: Wo Kya? Pathan: "No Women For Pathan". Joke no 15: -Womens Day per 1 Larki ne Pathan se kaha; Ap ko Pata hy Aaj Womens Day hy? Pathan ne Ghabra k Kaha: Kamaal hy Jab hum Ghar sy Nikla tha tab to Friday tha

JOKES

Best and selected collection of funny SMS/Jokes /Urdu jokes/Zardari Jokes.

Joke No 1: Shetano ka Schoolattendnce: Ajooj MajoojYs sir! ZakootaYs sir! DrakolaYs sir! IbleesYs sir! . . Zardari !  Sir woh pakistan lootne gaya hai...  Joke no 2:New Qoomi Tarana Zardari ki Zameen Shad Baad,Bijli Aye 8 Ghantay BaadTu Nishan-e- Corruption Aalishan,Arz-E-Zardaristan.Shad Baad Sindh Rahay Abaad, Zardari Ki Zamèén Ka Nizaam,Aatay, GAS, Bijli Ka Bohraan,Qaum Mulk Sab Gharak,NAWAZ, Wakeel Pa-in-da-Baad, Mushraf Pakistan say farar,Parchamay Sitara-o-Hilal, Khoon Main Ranga Sara Saal,Bhool Apna Maazi Shan-e-HaalJAAN-e-Istaqlal, SAYA-e-America Sar Pe Sawaar,   Joke no 3:-UZardari:Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak hasil kya?....Shumaila Rana:Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga ho   joke no 4:Total assets of Obama... $1,300,000 and have no property in any other country. Total assets of Zardari...$2,000,000,000 and have 9 properties in America, 9 in England, 2 in Belgium and 1 in France.   Joke no 5  Agr1 Ship Me Zardari Gillani Nawaz ShareefRahman malik&Shere Rehman Hon Or ShipDoob JaeTo Btaen KonBache Ga? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "PAKISTAN"    Joke no 6:- What Is Business. BAAP: Me tmhari shadi apni mrzi se kronga. BETA: No! BAAP: Larki zardari ki beti hy BETA: Phr Thek hy Baap zardari k pas gaya.. BAAP: Mein tmhari beti ko bahu bnana chahta hun. Zardari : no! BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hai. Zardari: Phr Thek hai ! Baap world bank k president k pas jata hai. BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bna do  Presidnt: No! BAAP: Wo zardari ka damad hai. Presidnt: Phr Thek hai;)  Joke no 7:Qayamat k Din jab Farishty Sab Se kahain ge apne apne Gunah Paper Par likho,toSab Gunah likh Rahy hun ge, kAchanak aik Awaz aye gi.! "EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY". Joke no 8:Zardari DOZAKH main gya.Dozakh main Zardari ka bohat bura haal hova.Kyu?..Apni saza k elava baki sb dozakhyeo ki saza ka 10% b Zardari ko mela   Joke no 9:BV pr tashadud krna kha ke Aqalmandi hai.Aqalmandi to BV ko qatal kr K haqumat krne me haiJoke no 10: -Wo kon se 3een janwar hai jinK dant bahar rehte hai?..1-Haathi(Elephant)2-Sumandari seal(Sea Lion)..ur3sraZoordari   Joke no 11:Zardari ek dukan se "ullu" kharedne gya.3 din18 ghante32 minutsur15 secondki behas k badbilakhirULLU zardari k sath jane prrazamand ho gya   Joke no 12:"Jab tum umeed se ziyada Mal-o-Dolat jama karlo.., To mulk chordo ye tumhare haq may behtar hai.." ( Hazrat ASIF ALI ZARDARI )   Joke no 13: -Red light area main aag lg gaeNext day in news.Zardari ne ellan kya hyMarne wali larkeyon ko 5000 ka chequeZakhmi hone wali larkeyon ko 10,000 ka chequeurSahi Salamat bach jane wali larkya raat 12 bje k bad president house se aa kr 50,000 CASH le jae   Joke no 14:Reporter:Sir log kehte hy mehngai hy..?.Gellani:Kon kehta hy mehngai hy3 rupp main 500 sms hy5 ruppe main happy hour hyUnlimited frnds n family hySab keh do ki saholat hyes se sasti sirf khamoshiYhi hy Dhun sb kiZardari tum hi to hoZardari smart call   Joke no 15: -Kisi Drakht pe Ek Ullu Baita Karta tha,Ek din wo Drakht Kaat Diya Gaya, Drakht Bohut Khush Huwa k Shukar he Ab Hum Par Koi Ullu Nai Baithy GaLekin Drakht ki khushi us wakt khaak me mil gayi jb....Us ko Kaat k zardari k Room ki CHAIR Bana Di Gayi,Tareekh Gawah Ha, Aj Bhi Us Par Ullo hi Baitha Hy.