FUNNY PHATAN ( JOKES COLLECTION )

Best and selected collection of funny SMS/Jokes/pathan jokes... Joke No 1: Pathan: shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra Pathan's dad:kia hua? Pathan: isne mri chaaye me Tawez milaya hy Bv rotay hue: wo "Tawez" nai . . . . . "Tea Bag" hy. Joke no 2:Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell Baja kar bhaag jata tha Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai? Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.. Joke no 3:-Pathan to shopkeeper: Easy Load hai? Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab. Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo.. joke no 4:2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye. First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli, Warna. Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-) Joke no 5:Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha? Tota bola PATHAN. Joke no 6:- 1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin. 2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai, wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe. Joke no 7:Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha? Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par Kaat krar bhag gaya Joke no 8:Suna tha pathano ko niswar na milay to wo pagal ho jatay hain faraz, Afridi ne to ball chaba kar sach hi kr dikhaya..!! :-):-) Joke no 9:Pathan on phone: Maa khush khabri hai Maa: Bol beta Pathan: Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye Maa: Mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti Pathan: Meri biwi ne dosri shadi karli.. Joke no 10: -Punjabi goes to chakla in PESHAWAR Punjabi:koi maal dikhao Pathan:ye 3 larka hy Punjabi: koi larki nahi ha? Pathan: Gun nikal k O beghairat tum zina karege:-) .. Joke no 11:Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha: "R U Sick suffering from fever?" pathan repliez "No, I'm Muslman Suffering from peshawar, Joke no 12:Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the . Sardar: Tume kya nazar aa rha hy? . Phatan: Stars . Sardar: Es ka kya mtlb hova . Phatan: Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi . Sardar: U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai Joke no 13: -Ksi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kya K "Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej" Pathan Ne 500 Ka Beja Or Likha Hm Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar B :-> Joke no 14:1 Aadmi ne 1 Udas Pathan se Pocha: Khan Sahab tum Q Udas ho? Pathan: Aaj Hum ko N.W.F.P ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya Admi: Wo Kya? Pathan: "No Women For Pathan". Joke no 15: -Womens Day per 1 Larki ne Pathan se kaha; Ap ko Pata hy Aaj Womens Day hy? Pathan ne Ghabra k Kaha: Kamaal hy Jab hum Ghar sy Nikla tha tab to Friday tha

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